A small rant

Moshi-moshi, minna-tachi!

It is not wrong to have an imaginary friend. Or 'split personality'. Or a muse.

But there's certainly something wrong in your head if you're thinking that they're alive in flesh to the point that you said that they're your lover / relative.

Get it straight.

They're there to support you emotionally.

They're NOT there to be your excuse when you're doing something wrong or want to avoid something.

Unless you're fully aware that you're just joking about them.

... though I seriously doubt that anyone will understand the point of me writing this seemingly useless post, and the point of this turns-out-to-be-not-really small rant.