Dragonboat Race in Padang

Moshi-moshi, minna-tachi!

Ahem, jadii~ kan hari ini hari Jum'at (yeey kakek2 latah juga tauuu), dan tidak seperti minggu lalu...anak-anak SMAN 3 Padang digeret (lebaaayyy) ke GOR di Padang (hahuuu apaan deh). Kami mesti jalan kaki dari skul ampe tempat itu. Kagak capek sih, tapi bosen...abis yang diliatin manusia a.k.a. siswa siswi SMANTRI (singkatan yang dipake buat nyebut SMAN 3 Padang, kalo SMAN 1 Balikpapan kan SMANZA...)

Ternyata eh ternyata...di GOR itu lagi ada Dragonboat Race yang disponsori Dji Sam Soe gitu deh...banyak orang Asia di sana! Ada Kamboja, terus Malaysia, Philipine, sama China-Hongkong!

Temen-temen gw sampe malu-malu kuchiang gitu ngeliatin bule...ehm bukan bule juga sih. Wong ga pirang. Yah pokoknya mereka katrok banget, ga pernah liat orang Asia dari luar Indonesia. Gw sih kagak. Soalnya ga ada orang Jepang di sana! Kiku! Kenapa kau tidak memerintahkan pendudukmu untuk ikuttt??? Dx *ditebas*

Tapi kita ga nonton race utamanya sih. Soalnya guru-guru menyebalkan itu memaksa kita untuk nonton konser abal para band dari sekolah-sekolah di Padang.

Sumpah boring abis.

Akhirnya setelah boring-o-meter mencapai puncak, satu persatu murid SMANTRI kabur :D

Ane sendiri digeret kesana-kemari, isi absen, baru bisa kabur dengan tenang (??). Ane ngekor dibelakang dua teman-baru-tapi-tidak-dekat (???) dan pas mo jalan pulang...kita ngeliat tiga cowok dari regu China-Hongkong yang cakep-cakep. Dua temen ane itu langsung aja pel in lop (baca: fall in love) sama salah satu dari mereka. Ampe ikut-ikutan nonton mereka race ama tim Brimob SumBar n satu lagi tim (lupa namanya). Sayang mereka kalah...myowahahahahaha xD *digetok*

Terus kita masih di sana. Ngeliatin tim China-Hongkong itu diskusi kenapa mereka kalah (kayaknya sih gitu...gw bukan ahli bahasa China!). Begitu selesai dua temenku ini masih aja infatuated ke si China...ngeliatin dari jauh. Udah kayak stalker aja. Mereka sempet bingung, apa mau minta foto bareng ama tim itu ato ga. Gw ampe nawarin diri mo fotoin si China dari jauh, tapi mereka ngotot ga mau ==

Dan nasib berpihak pada mereka. Ada seorang panitia yang kayaknya ngedenger kita kasak-kusuk bingung pengen foto bareng, n akhirnya minta tim China itu buat ngajakin kita foto bareng. Op kors dua temen ane itu langsung hepi secara hiperbolis n minta ane ikut fotoin pake hape. Ane sempet diajakin sih...tapi emang pada dasarnya ane itu kayak setan a.k.a. ga suka difoto (kan setan kalo difoto energi rohnya bisa keambil :p) jadi pas ditawarin ama salah satu orang China buat ikutan berjejer, langsung nolak. Lagian ane ogah foto bareng banyak orang...ntah kenapa ==a

Yah pada akhirnya mereka ampe dapet twitter ama fb salah satu orang China itu. Ampe diajakin buat liat race lagi besok Masya Allah ==a

Kenapa gw ceritain ini?

Entah, gw cuma merasa apa yang mereka lakukan itu norak...ato karena pada dasarnya udah biasa liat bule ya? Maklum anak orang Imigrasi... :p

Well, setelah ini gw mo post soal kompleeenn...GA USAH DIBACA. SAYA CUMA SEDANG STRESS.

Me bothering D18 >:D

Moshi-moshi, minna-tachi!

Berikut saya sajikan cuplikan dialog saat saya ngerjain D18 dengan menggunakan anak mereka dari masa depan >D

???: *a chibi blonde haired fem!Kyouya appears and glomps Dino* Ciao, Papà! XD
Dino: E-Eh...! 0.0 C-Ciao? Where did you come from? 0.0

???: I came from the future, Papà! XD *hugs Dino tighter* Papà is as handsome as always :D
Dino: E-Eh..! You came from the future? 0.0 ! How's the future? 0.0 -curious-

???: I shouldn't say anything about the future...but! I'm happy living with Papà and Mamma :D
Dino: *stares at Kyoya* Mama? O: Who ? 0.0

???: Mamma is Mamma! :D Mamma is a Japanese, and he taught me a song. Mamma is sooo pretty XD
Dino: ... 0.0 Taught you a song? What song? ~ :D

???: Um...his school anthem. Mamma loves his school so much :)
Dino: ... C-Could it be, Namimori Anthem? 0.0 -stares at Kyoya-
Hibari: Stop the staring, herbivore. ... Kid, don't lie >_>

???: *pouts* I'm not lying! *hides behind Dino* Papà! That person is mean!
Hibari: ... Kids nowadays >_>
Dino: E-Eh, Kyoya, be lenient on kids! ^^;; And, d-daughter? How does your Mama looks like

???: Mamma is pretty! He's Japanese, so he's short and has oriental face and a bit thin...but Mamma is so strong! He joined mafia, like Papà :D
Dino: :D -stares at Kyoya- She's describing you *A*
Hibari: ... No -_-

???: I'm not describing that mean person! *glares* by the way, Papà, where's Mamma?
Dino: ... E-EH? Not Kyoya?! 0.0 Do you have a photo of Mama? ;_;
Hibari: ... -glares at Dino-

???: Oh I have! XD Let's see... *pulls out her purse* here! :D *shows a pic of Hibari in white dresses and a long wig*
Dino: O: T-That's! 0.0 -stares at Kyoya- :D :D :D :D :D :D -smiles brightly- A-Ah, wait. Daughter? What's Mama name? :D
Hibari: ... Stop that disturbing smile, Cavallone >_>

???: Mamma's name? ...uhm, I think Uncle Tsuna and everyone else calls him Hi...Hikari-san? Hihara-san? Hibari-san? >.< i can't remember... ;-; Dino: 0.0 ... ...... :"D Kyoya! *A* She said it's you! :D See? See? :D Hibari: ... It might be that Hikari or Hihara -_- ???: *blinks* Papà calls him 'Kyoya'? Dino: Of course >w< Here here, your mama! :D -points to Hibari- Hibari: ... Don't point at me, you herbivore. >_> That kid is disturbing.

???: Kyoya...MAMMA! *glomps Hibari fully*
Hibari: .......... What? >_> Kid, I'm definitely not your mother >_>

???: You are! :D You marry Papà in the future! XD *hugs Hibari tighter*
Hibari: ...... Wh-What? Don't lie, kid, I repeat >_>;

???: I'm not lying! >.< Uncle Tsuna and Uncle Squalo says so! Hibari: .. They are liars, then >_>
Dino: Kyoya.. ^^;;

???: *sniffs* ... *sobs* urrh... *cries* UWAAAAHHH!!! Mamma hates me!!! *runs to hug Dino*
Dino: Ah, hush hush 0.0 -pats- K-Kyoya, ^^;; be gentle with the kids ? :D
Hibari: Only with those that aren't lying or aren't too naive to believe in lies >_>

???: *sobs* why? Why Mamma hates me so much? Even in the future, Mamma never hugs me! *cries louder*
Dino: E-Eh? Really? 0.0 Kyoya?~
Hibari: Don't believe a child's words, you herbivore Cavallone >_>

TYL!Tsuna: *TYL!Tsuna appears* ah...there she is... *picks up the daughter* Sorry for bothering you, younger Dino-san and younger Hibari-san ^^
Dino: O_O T-Tsuna...! H-Hey, wait...! She's...? O.O

TYL!Tsuna: Huh? *looks at the crying girl in his arms* She's your daughter...why she's crying though?
Dino: OO: Kyoya, i told you *A* !!
Hibari: Sawada Tsunayoshi, -takes tonfa out- You better not lie >_>

TYL!Tsuna: But, Hibari-san, why I have to lie to you about it? ^^; ...ah, did you, um...by any chance...hurt her?
Dino: 0.0 K-Kyoya didn't hurt anyone... yet!
Hibari: ...

TYL!Tsuna: I-I see ^^;; Uhm...oh, did you hurt her verbally? Like, 'you're annoying'?
Dino: ... W-Well.. Kyoya did say she was lying -sweat drops- does that counts? *waves lightly at daughter*
Hibari: ... >_>

???: *sniffs* B-but...I'm not lyinggh... *snuggles closer to Tsuna*
Dino: Aw, you're not lying alright! 8D Now come to papa's arms?~ :D
Hibari: ... -sighs at Dino's actions-

???: *shakes head* NO! *snuggles closer to Tsuna* I don't want to be here anymore...I want to go home... *sniffs*
Dino: A-Ah...
Hibari: ... You're weak with the kids.
Dino: N-Not my fault ! 0.0 H-Here, come over here? :D I've some hamburgers! :D *waves lightly again*

???: *sobs* Hamburgers...? *looks at Dino, then at Hibari* ...NO!
Dino: N-No..? Calm down? :D -gives tissues-

TYL!Tsuna: B-but...I'm afraid if we stay, Hibari-san will snaps... *looks at Hibari timidly*
Dino: Kyoya won't, and I certainly welcome you all! :D :D Kyoya, you too, right?~
Hibari: ...... >_>

TYL!Tsuna: Well, then...can I leave her with you? I have to leave now ^^
Dino: Sure sure! I'll take good care of her :DDDD
Hibari: .. *stares at child*

Dah segitu dulu...pegel (halah, padahal emang baru sampe situ ngusilinnya...)

Oh ya, ada yang mo nyumbang nama buat anaknya D18 itu? Ane sih rencananya mo namain dia Kotori alias Little Birdie, karena...yah, dia 'kan anaknya Hibari -plak-

Akan ane sambung kalo udah sampe jauh lagi xD

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